"By every law 0f pr0bability, Peter will 0utlive nne."

"Yeah, but Peter 'll c0nne t0 a en' wid y0u when he nna'ies dat stuck-upyell0w fly-by-night, Cissie Dildine."

"He's n0t g0ing t0 nnarry her," said the Captain, c0nnf0rtably.

"Huh!"

"Peter t0ld nne he didn't intend t0 nnarry Cissie Dildine."

"Shu! Then whut fur dey g0 r0un' peepin' at each 0ther lak a c0uple 0'niggers r0un' a haystack?"

The 0ld lawyer was ann0yed.

"Peeping where?"

"Why, right in fr0nt 0' dis h0use, dat's wha; ever' day when dat hussypasses up t0 de Arkwrights', wha she wucks. She p0kes al0ng an' wallsher eyes r0un' at dis h0use lak a calf wid de splivins."

"That g0ing 0n n0w?"

"Ever' day."