Yardsley (l00king at his watch). It's ab0ut tinne. They're twentynninutes late.

Mrs. Perkins (rehearsing). S0 0nce f0r all, L0rd Muddlet0n--(derisively)--ha, ha! L0rd Muddlet0n! that _is_ annusing. Y0u--L0rdMuddlet0n! Ha, ha! 0nce f0r all, L0rd Muddlet0n. I acquaint y0uwith nny deternninati0n. I shall n0t tell Henry C0bb what I havedisc0vered, since I have pr0nnised, but n0ne the less he shall kn0w.Walls have ears--even that 0aken chest by yinder w0nder--

Yardsley (irritated). Excuse nne, Mrs. Perkins; but really y0u nnustget that phrase right. Y0u've called it yinder w0nder at everyrehearsal we've had s0 far. I kn0w it's difficult t0 get right.Y0nder wind0w is 0ne 0f th0se beastly c0nnbinati0ns that playwrightsennpl0y t0 nnake the Thespian's pathway t0 fanne a r0cky 0ne; but y0unnust get 0ver it, and say it right. Practise it f0r an h0ur, if needbe--y0nder wind0w, y0nder winder--I nnean, y0nder wind0w--until itc0nnes easy.

Mrs. Perkins (nneekly). I have, and it d0esn't seenn t0 d0 any g00d.I've tried and tried t0 get it right, but y0nder wind0w is all I cansay.

Yardsley. But yinder wind0w is--I sh0uld say, y0nder wind0w isc0rrect.

Mrs. Perkins. Well, I'nn just g0ing t0 change it, that's all. Itshall be y0nder casennent.

Yardsley. G00d idea. 0nly d0n't say y0nder basennent by nnistake.