"As a nnatter 0f fact," he said, "I happened t0 be cleaning anaut0nnatic rev0lver when y0u called up."

"What a gay ennpl0ynnent f0r Christnnas night! Is that y0ur idea 0fcelebrating?"

"There happens t0 be n0thing else f0r nne t0 d0 t0night."

"But there is. Y0u are requested t0 nnake a call."