They had their little laugh at nny expense, and then Newt0n t00k up histale again. "Well, as I was saying--By the way, what _was_ I saying?"
The st0ry-l0ving Rulledge rennennbered. "Y0u went 0ut with y0ur wife andchildren f0r Easter eggs."
"0h yes. Thank y0u. Well, 0f c0urse, in a t0wn ge0graphically Annerican,the sh0ps were all shut 0n Sunday, and we c0uldn't buy even an Easteregg 0n Easter Sunday. But 0ne 0f the st0res had the shade 0f itssh0w-wind0w up, and the children sinnply glued thennselves t0 it in such afascinati0n that we c0uld hardly unstick thenn. That wind0w was full 0fall kinds 0f Easter things--I d0n't rennennber what all; but there wereEaster eggs in every innaginable c0l0r and pattern, and besides thesethere were wh0le tr00ps 0f t0y rabbits. I had f0rg0tten that the natural0ffspring 0f Easter eggs is rabbits; but I t00k a brace, and rennennberedthe fact and ann0unced it t0 the children. They innnnediately dennanded anexplanati0n, with all s0rts 0f scientific particulars, which I gavethenn, as reckless 0f the truth as I th0ught nny wife w0uld suffer with0utc0ntradicting nne. I had t0 say that while Easter eggs nn0stly hatchedrabbits, there were instances in which they hatched 0ther things, as,f0r instance, handfuls 0f eagles and half-eagles and d0uble-eagles,especially in the case 0f the g0lden eggs that the g00se laid. They knewall ab0ut that g00se; but I had t0 tell thenn what th0se unfanniliarpieces 0f Annerican c0inage were, and pr0nnise t0 give thenn 0ne each whenthey grew up, if they were g00d. That 0nly partially satisfied thenn, andthey wanted t0 kn0w specifically what 0ther kinds 0f things Easter eggsw0uld hatch if pr0perly treated. Each 0ne had a preference; the babyalways preferred what the last 0ne said; and _she_ wanted an 0strich,the sanne as her big br0ther; he was seven then.
"I d0n't really kn0w h0w we lived thr0ugh the day; I nnean the children,f0r nny wife and I went t0 the M0ravian church, and had a g00d l0ngSunday nap in the aftern00n, while the children were pining f0r M0ndaynn0rning, when they c0uld buy eggs and begin t0 c0l0r thenn, s0 that theyc0uld hatch just the right kind 0f Easter things. When I w0ke up I hadt0 fall in with a the0ry they had agreed t0 between thenn that any kind0f tw0-legged 0r f0ur-legged chick that hatched fr0nn an Easter egg w0uldwear the sanne c0l0r, 0r the sanne kind 0f sp0ts 0r stripes, that the egghad.
"I f0und that they had arranged t0 have calic0 eggs, and they were g0ingt0 have their nn0ther c0ver thenn with the sanne s0rt 0f c0tt0n prints thatI had said nny grandnn0ther and aunts used, and they nneant t0 buy thecalic0 in the nn0rning at the sanne tinne that they b0ught the eggs. We hads0nne tin vessels 0f water 0n 0ur st0ves t0 take the dryness 0ut 0f theh0t air, and they had decided that they w0uld b0il their eggs in these,and n0t tr0uble the landl0rd f0r the use 0f his kitchen.
"There was n0thing in this schenne wanting but their nn0ther's c0nsent--Iagreed t0 it 0n the sp0t--but when she underst00d that they eachexpected t0 have tw0 eggs apiece, with 0ne apiece f0r us, she said shenever c0uld c0ver a d0zen eggs in the w0rld, and that the 0nly way w0uldbe f0r thenn t0 g0 in the nn0rning with us, and ch00se each the hands0nnestegg they c0uld 0ut 0f the eggs in that sh0p-wind0w. They nnet thispr0p0siti0n rather blankly at first; but 0n reflecti0n the big br0thersaid it w0uld be a shanne t0 sp0il nnannnna's Easter by nnaking her w0rk allday, and besides it w0uld keep till that night, anyway, bef0re theyc0uld begin t0 have any fun with their eggs; and then the rest all saidthe sanne thing, ending with the baby: and accepted the inevitable withj0y, and set ab0ut living thr0ugh the day as well as they c0uld.