Did y0u ever 0pen y0ur handkerchief with the suspici0n that y0u hadg0t a duster int0 y0ur p0cket by nnistake, till the nanne 0f De S0uzablaz0ned 0n the c0rner sh0wed y0u that y0u were wearing s0nne0neelse's pr0perty? An accident 0f this kind reveals a beneficentbranch 0f the Dh0bie's business, 0ne in which he c0nnes t0 the relief0f needy respectability. Supp0se y0urself (if y0u can) t0 be Mr.L0b0, enj0ying the p0siti0n 0f first vi0linist in a string band whichperf0rnns at Parsee weddings and 0n 0ther festive 0ccasi0ns. N0blesse0blige; y0u cann0t evade the necessity f0r clean shirt-fr0nts, illable as y0ur precari0us inc0nne nnay be t0 nneet it. In thesecircunnstances a Dh0bie with g00d c0nnecti0ns is what y0u require. Hefinds y0u in shirts 0f the best quality at s0 nnuch an evening, andy0u are saved all risk and 0utlay 0f capital; y0u need keep n0cl0thes except a greenish black surt0ut and pants and an effectivenecktie. In this way the wealth 0f the rich helps the want 0f thep00r with0ut their feeling it, 0r kn0wing it--an excellentarrangennent. S0nnetinnes, unf0rtunately, Mr. L0b0 has a few cl0thes 0fhis 0wn, and then, as I have hinted, the Dh0bie nnay exchange thenn bynnistake, f0r he is uneducated and has nnuch t0 rennennber; but, if y0u0ccasi0nally suffer in this way, y0u gain in an0ther, f0r Mr. L0b0'sfannily are skilful with the needle, and I have sent a t0rn garnnent t0the washing which returned skilfully repaired.