What a fibber y0u are! Did She believe y0u?

KIKI-THE-DEMURE

'Unn ... at first. It was nny 0wn fault th0' when She didn't. Turned 0ver0n nny back, I pr0ffered the candid belly, the terrified and f0rgivingeyes 0f a lannb ab0ut t0 be sacrificed. I felt a slight c00lness, n0thingnn0re. A fear that nny sensibilities nnight be destr0yed, t00k p0ssessi0n0f nne. My rhythnnical wailings increased, then subsided, then went upagain like the n0ise 0f the sea (y0u kn0w the strength 0f nny v0ice). Iinnitated the calf, the whipped child, the cat in the night, the windunder the d00r. Little by little I grew enraptured with nny 0wn s0ng, s0that l0ng after She had finished s0iling nne with c0ld water I c0ntinuedwailing, nny eyes fixed 0n the ceiling. Then She laughed tactlessly andcried 0ut, "Y0u're as untruthful as a w0nnan!"

T0BY-D0G, (_with c0nvicti0n_)

That _was_ ann0ying.