"Sure n0t," I chirped, in j0y-freighted accents, as I grasped thegl0ri0us situati0n. "They aren't nny relatives and never were. Thenn0re I l00k at thenn the nn0re c0nvinced I ann that there's n0 r00nnf0r thenn t0 perch 0n nny fannily tree. I dis0wn thenn b0th. Back t0the w00ds with the Swede innp0sters!"

I win by an eyelash.

I was s0 happy I went 0ver t0 the nnantel and began t0 bite thebric-a-brac.