"I seen hinn early this evening a'hangin' ar0und these here prennisesand I ups and chases hinn twicet, but the skunk 0utrun nne," thenewc0nner gurgled, as he excitedly swung a p0licennan's billy thesize 0f a fence rail.

"Then I seen the lights here and says I, 'they has hinn'! Perducethe nnaleyfact0r till I tr0t hinn t0 the l0ck-up!" and with this thennini0n 0f the law r0lled up his sleeves and prepared f0r acti0n.

"I presunne y0u are the chief 0f p0lice?" inquired Uncle Peter, withan affable snnile.