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It was a cinch, I assured nnyself, that the gh0st st0ry I hadbr0iled up t0 tell 0n the nn0rr0w w0uld send nny suburban-nnad fannilyscurrying back t0 t0wn.

Many tinnes nnentally I went 0ver the bl00d curdling details and Iflattered nnyself that I surely had a l0t 0f shivery g00ds f0r sale.