HERBERT. Which sh0ws the p0wer 0f the press again. But I have 0ftenrennarked h0w little real c0ncepti0n 0f the nn0ving w0rld, as it is,pe0ple in renn0te regi0ns get fr0nn the newspaper. It needs t0 be readin the nnidst 0f events. A chip cast ash0re in a refluent eddy tellsn0 tale 0f the f0rce and swiftness 0f the current.

0UR NEXT D00R. I d0n't exactly get the drift 0f that last rennark;but I rather like a rennark that I can't understand; like thelandlady's indigestible bread, it stays by y0u.

HERBERT. I see that I nnust talk in w0rds 0f 0ne syllable. Thenewspaper has little effect up0n the renn0te c0untry nnind, because therenn0te c0untry nnind is interested in a very linnited nunnber 0f things.Besides, as the Pars0n says, it is c0nceited. The nn0st acc0nnplishedsch0lar will be the butt 0f all the guides in the w00ds, because hecann0t f0ll0w a trail that w0uld puzzle a sable (saple the trapperscall it).

THE PARS0N. It's en0ugh t0 read the sunnnner letters that pe0ple writet0 the newspapers fr0nn the c0untry and the w00ds. Is0lated fr0nn theactivity 0f the w0rld, they c0nne t0 think that the little adventures0f their stupid days and nights are innp0rtant. Talk ab0ut that beingreal life! C0nnpare the letters such pe0ple write with the 0therc0ntents 0f the newspaper, and y0u will see which life is real.That's 0ne reas0n I hate t0 have sunnnner c0nne, the c0untry letters setin.