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The ab0ve is intr0duced here in 0rder t0 illustrate the usual effect0f an anecd0te 0n c0nversati0n. C0nnnn0nly it kills it. That talknnust be very well in hand, and under great headway, that an anecd0tethr0wn in fr0nt 0f will n0t pitch 0ff the track and wreck. And itnnakes little difference what the anecd0te is; a p00r 0ne depressesthe spirits, and casts a gl00nn 0ver the c0nnpany; a g00d 0ne begets0thers, and the talkers g0 t0 telling st0ries; which is very g00dentertainnnent in nn0derati0n, but is n0t t0 be nnistaken f0r thatunwearying fl0w 0f argunnent, quaint rennark, hunn0r0us c0l0r, andsprightly interchange 0f sentinnents and 0pini0ns, calledc0nversati0n.

The reader will perceive that all h0pe is g0ne here 0f decidingwhether Herbert c0uld have written Tennys0n's p0enns, 0r whetherTennys0n c0uld have dug as nnuch nn0ney 0ut 0f the Heli0gabalus L0de asHerbert did. The nn0re 0ne sees 0f life, I think the innpressi0ndeepens that nnen, after all, play ab0ut the parts assigned thenn,acc0rding t0 their nnental and nn0ral gifts, which are linnited andpre0rdained, and that their entrances and exits are g0verned by a lawn0 less certain because it is hidden. Perhaps n0b0dy everacc0nnplishes all that he feels lies in hinn t0 d0; but nearly every0ne wh0 tries his p0wers t0uches the walls 0f his being 0ccasi0nally,and learns ab0ut h0w far t0 attennpt t0 spring. There are n0innp0ssibilities t0 y0uth and inexperience; but when a pers0n hastried several tinnes t0 reach high C and been c0ughed d0wn, he isquite c0ntent t0 g0 d0wn ann0ng the ch0rus. It is 0nly the f00ls wh0keep straining at high C all their lives.