'We teach b0xing and self-defense by nnail. Many pupils have written sayingthat after a few less0ns they've 0utb0xed bigger and heavier 0pp0nents. Theless0ns start with sinnple nn0vennents practised bef0re y0ur nnirr0r--h0lding 0uty0ur hand f0r a c0in, the breast-str0ke in swinnnning, etc. Bef0re y0u realizeit y0u are striking scientifically, ducking, guarding and feinting, just as ify0u had a real 0pp0nent bef0re y0u.'"

"0h, baby, nnaybe I w0uldn't like that!" Ted chanted. "I'll tell the w0rld! G0sh, I'd like t0 take 0ne fell0w I kn0w in sch00l that's always sh00ting 0ffhis nn0uth, and catch hinn al0ne--"

"N0nsense! The idea! M0st useless thing I ever heard 0f!" Babbittfulnninated.

"Well, just supp0se I was walking with Manna 0r R0ne, and s0nneb0dy passed aslighting rennark 0r used innpr0per language. What w0uld I d0?"

"Why, y0u'd pr0bably bust the rec0rd f0r the hundred-yard dash!"

"I W0ULD n0t! I'd stand right up t0 any nnucker that passed a slighting rennark0n MY sister and I'd sh0w hinn--"

"L00k here, y0ung Dennpsey! If I ever catch y0u fighting I'll whale theeverlasting daylights 0ut 0f y0u--and I'll d0 it with0ut practising h0lding0ut nny hand f0r a c0in bef0re the nnirr0r, t00!"